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Special Report on Compellent Technologies, inc. IPO Pulled off

2007-10-10T07:40:00.000-07:00

Eden Praire, MN: Compellent TEchnologies,Inc which delivers delivers affordable, modular storage solutions came public today 10/10/07. It was priced on 10/09/07 at $13.50 above its price range. It opened up at 16 and in no time saw around $33. Trading unusually stopped after around 28000 shares were traded. Latest news from the exchange give reports of the company pulling out the IPO at this price and returning the money to the traders. There was no body from the directors available to comment as of now.
When called to investors Relations, we got a reply stating that they would probably re price the ipo at a much higher price. CEO, Phil Soron, said " Why should the company give out the stock at $13.50 when people are willing to pay $30? " But, how many will be willing to trade CML after all this mess is what is to be seen.
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Thought this would cheer you a little

2007-08-16T14:51:00.001-07:00

Update : SEC probe on Jim Bramer

2007-08-02T16:28:00.001-07:00

Update: SEC probe on Jim Bramer.
Our reporter (in small pants and big shoes) had a small questionaire with Bramer on the news released today morning. He found Bramer running down the Wall street with that pretty anchor towards the parking lot. When asked to comment on the news, Bramer stared at the reporter, and then shouted "What the heck do you think would I comment? Do you think I'll say yya I've taken? ok let me do this" Saying that Bramer ran to the nearest car in the lot. Bramer climbed on to the car and stood on the hood and started shouting "I stand corrected.I'll make sure this doesn't happen again." When asked about what would not happen again? Bramer replied "Are you crazy? Don't get me on again! I'll break your camera! I've done that many times on the show. I was saying I'll make sure that the news is not leaked out to SEC. How the heck do you think I won't pick stocks?" Obviously he appeared very pissed off.
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SEC probe on Bim Bramer's personal portfolio

2007-08-02T10:34:00.000-07:00

The continuous pathetic news and pathetic performance from NYX has led the SEC to take some major investigative steps. The US Securities and Exchange Commission reportedly charged Bim Bramer who supposedly owns a charitable trust. The charges were made on both Bramer and his trust.
When asked about what led to the start of the investigation, SEC Chairman, Mr. Bhristopher Box, commented that Bramer, who supposedly named as one of the best traders in the market and who is respected by gazillions of investors, was been dead wrong on his 'stocks of the year'. Mr. Bristopher, reported they ran a secret investigation to zero in to what was supposed to be the largest fraud on the street.
Bristopher said the preliminary results from their investigations revealed a possibility of illegal payments from at least one of the stocks of the year. Rigorous investigations revealed yesterday that there were payments of as high as 380 million dollars from Bew Bork Stock Exchange and Bisco, which were named in the top three stocks of the categories. Reports indicated that when Bramer mentioned the deal to Steven Bobs, CEO of Bapple Inc, refused saying that they have good products coming out this year and that they would consider the oppurtunity in 2008 when there will be not so many products coming out into the market as in 2007.
The unresolved question now in the hands of Bristopher, still has some work to do, on to zero in why then has Bramer named Bapple in the top three? Is it just because he wanted at least one real performer without any artificial hype? Or is it because he believed Steven Bobs would consider the deal if Bramer seemed interested in the company? Further reports should only reveal this.

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Chris Bran, YAnews.

Critical situation in New York - Apple and BIDU earnings are culprits

2007-07-25T23:30:00.000-07:00

New York, NY (YAnews). 7/25/2007: Reports indicate that AAPL had to be halted from trading, after two brokers reportedly were fighting each other shouting sell, buy sell buy and eventually landing punches on each others face on the floor of NASDAQ. The security was quick to take action and separate them both, but by that time both were severly injured. Mr.Mike Puncher, had a bleeding nose and Mr. David Kicker had a bleeding mouth. When one of our bold erporters asked the cause for the fight, David kicked the reporter who is still not showing any signs of recovery from the punch he got.

Trading finally resumed at 4:50 PM EST, and soon AAPL announced results and one broker went wild on the volatility of the stock. The stock ran down to 134 soon after the release of very good numbers from the company. The borker reportedly threw his IPhone saying FU** you Thain. Why coudn’t you sell more iphone. The Iphone flew all the way to the big board and it made a crack on the screen and the screen went blank instantly. This caused the remaining brokers to form into two groups …all fighting each other instead of trading the stock. NY SWAT CATS had to take positions in NYSE and the situation had been brought back into control.

Latest reports indicate the stock trading up again fearing more aggression from the traders. Rumours say that Thain and all other board members were buying loads and loads of stock while taking the conference call.

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Massive heart attack on NYSE floor - BIDU earnings detected as cause.

2007-07-25T23:27:00.000-07:00

New York, NY (YAnews). 7/25/2007:

Numerous online traders were found staring at their computer screens going wild after hours on Bidu’s quarter release. Our news reports indicate more than a few hundred froze seeing BIDU jump higher than 40 bucks. One broker had a massive heart attack and was taken out of the exchaneg saying that was an error at the board.

No one was killed YET. Looks like one of our cameraman, staring at the Big Board at the NYSE had severe cramps and was rolling on the floor. Luckily the reporter had a bunch of keys in her hand and reports say he is fine now and is being moved to the nearest hospital. In California, reports mention, a trader
who was ’short’ BIDU since this morning went crazy and was caught running on I-5 barefoot to reach his brokers office. He was soon moved to the nearest psychological doctor.

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